Favorite Moment of the Day

While visiting a friend, I began reading bullet points out of a dating book retrieved from her bookshelf. I took the liberty of adding a brief commentary to each point. After a minute or two of reading, I finally arrived at this:

• Rework your ideal and have it be a real person and not a fantasy. "working on it."
• Rework distortions in the way you evaluate yourself. "GOD is working on it, because I SUCK at it!"
• Monitor the way you talk to yourself about your imperfections. [... commence throwing book down and yelling in a dramatic way while friend laughs!]

Called out? I think so. Ladies and gents- I have officially been Jesus slapped!